TBH, kind of tired of Rocket at this point. I’d like to see a Howard the Duck reboot, with the talking space dog (Cosmo the Space Dog), She-Hulk, and The Thing (played by The Big Show of WWF). The funniest Marvel character is She-Hulk, she ranks blow for blow with Deadpool as for hilarious situations, 4th wall breaking, raunchy humor, and WTF?-ness. She-Hulk is a 7–8 foot tall, muscle bound green female lawyer who goes to scenes of insane Marvel action, and lawyers with anyone in the aftermath. It would’ve been in character for her to show up in the cafe scene in Avengers 1, and start handing out business cards to people in rubble, then vape in Bruce’s face while he complains “Aren’t you and me too old for this kind of sh-t?” injustice 2 joker costumes
She’d also call Black Panther a hot piece of black cat man meat, or something just as cringey. And she’d ask Black Widow “What’s your super power? You kick things?” She’s on that level, but can bench around 60–100+ tons, and is green, with the glowing eyes, green gums, you name it. If Deadpool did as well as he did, then it’s time for She-Hulk to show up now. She’d be the type to find one alien who got PTSD in Wakanda, and somehow, some way, try to suit Killmonger for…something like….discrimination in the work place. And then find a way to connect crap that makes no sense. Shes almost a walking Youtube Poop. So, Id much rather see She-Hulk walk up on Rocket Raccoon and say something that makes no sense, like hes being sued by the Furry community of Canada, Wakanda, and Finland green arrow and black canary costumes.
WTF? WHY?
And shell just glare and go “You KNOW what you did. Howard said he’ll be your lawyer, so get ready buddy. We’re going to Judge Judy for this one once upon a time costumes for halloween
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